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A nice little summer job for someone

Cloud revenue now north of $143 billion a quarter, and growth is accelerating

Hopefully the company secures houses better than it locks down SaaS systems

Bags weighed down by a Microsoft license key

Persistent sessions could be just the beginning

88 custom cores, 176 funky threads, 1.5 TB of laptop RAM, and 1.8 TB/s of NVLink connectivity — this isn't your typical datacenter chip

A week into shutdown, 14,000 customers still have no restoration date and some are struggling to pay staff

History suggests this was not wise

Engineers make progress in stabilizing mission but push back the rendezvous date

Whoever wins, we lose

£4.3B deal gives telco full control of Britain's largest mobile operator

APUC investigating after criminals claim historical data theft

European firms feel the greatest pressure as US giants dominate cloud and AI infrastructure

Refundable charge intended to discourage time wasters from filing applications that will never be realized

Bork! Bork! That's the sound of the police

The first job was lucrative and went well, but a pension was preferable to rolling projects

Wrote and published malware during tests, which is apparently OK because leaky test environments were the real problem

"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"

AI-riddled social network adds button to report sloppy posts, ditches AI rewrite tools, and promises more to come

Chocolate Factory LLMs join Big Red's Fusion automation party

High-bandwidth flash promises SSD-like capacities with HBM-like speeds, but it's not all unicorns and rainbows

ShieldFont is available today if you've got copy that needs protecting

A lesson for aspiring vandals: Take out all the cameras, not just the ones that flout your ideals

Polling suggests patience with handsets in the classroom is running shorter than a teenager's battery life

PARTNER CONTENT: Databricks survey data suggests certified professionals lift partner delivery capacity, customer credibility, and AI readiness well beyond the individuals who earn the credential

Tech giant counts record piles of cash while buyers face years of elevated prices

Researchers say Sapphire Sleet socially engineered maintainers before publishing malicious updates through trusted accounts

New button beside the ribbon promises consistency – and more questions for admins

FTC says Meta and Snap received sensitive patient information while customers faced unexpected prescription charges

Support for the MySQL build ends in September as the company develops separate premium replication technology

Opening a booby-trapped message unleashes a browser implant that can survive password changes and device rebuilds

Survey finds more workloads run off-site than at in-house corporate facilities for the first time

Netscape still ruled the browser market, but Microsoft had Windows 95, WorldNet, and a very valuable foothold

Install now or remind me later? Neither belongs in the House of Fun

Schools often don't prioritize or understand cybersecurity

If your AI goes rogue, better have a good lawyer

Yes, this is mostly about VMware migrations