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Netscape still ruled the browser market, but Microsoft had Windows 95, WorldNet, and a very valuable foothold

Install now or remind me later? Neither belongs in the House of Fun

AIStor keeps context, files, and secrets under customer control so interrupted jobs can pick up where they left off

FSB claims Ukrainian spies use chat platform to recruit Russians for sabotage and arson

Survey finds more workloads run off-site than at in-house corporate facilities for the first time

Researcher says months of coordination with Microsoft have yet to produce a robust mitigation

Meanwhile, the other state-backed foundry, Intel, wraps up RAMP-C defense test chip program

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that" is an effective sales pitch for open source

Government agency will use Google Cloud H4D VMs to replace HPE Cray machines

Schools often don't prioritize or understand cybersecurity

If your AI goes rogue, better have a good lawyer

Capex spending? What? Me worry?

But AI has come along just in time to cover being dumped by Apple

Posisbly cracked mud, therefore more evidence Red Planet was once less horrible

Support for the MySQL build ends in September as the company develops separate premium replication technology

New button beside the ribbon promises consistency – and more questions for admins

FTC says Meta and Snap received sensitive patient information while customers faced unexpected prescription charges

Researchers say Sapphire Sleet socially engineered maintainers before publishing malicious updates through trusted accounts

A lesson for aspiring vandals: Take out all the cameras, not just the ones that flout your ideals

PARTNER CONTENT: With vSphere 8 support ending in 2027, IT leaders must navigate tight timelines and costs to modernize on their terms.

Like a Waymo mated with a Roomba

Redmond now allows only locked-down rigs with joint software and hardware support for its on-prem hyperconverged cloud and Switchzilla won't go there

Yes, this is mostly about VMware migrations

Opening a booby-trapped message unleashes a browser implant that can survive password changes and device rebuilds

Polling suggests patience with handsets in the classroom is running shorter than a teenager's battery life

PARTNER CONTENT: Databricks survey data suggests certified professionals lift partner delivery capacity, customer credibility, and AI readiness well beyond the individuals who earn the credential

Two reaction wheels are out and comms sporadic as controllers work to stabilize LINK

More than 30 facilities disrupted in 'coordinated cyberattack,' though officials have yet to name a culprit

Tech giant counts record piles of cash while buyers face years of elevated prices

Cloud operators have already claimed most of its nearline capacity through 2028

Watchdog asks whether customers were clearly told how to avoid the costlier AI-equipped plans

More than 1,200 industry staff sign petition seeking international guardrails for automated research

Cloud database upstart wants one virtual machine core to power multiple SQL frontends

Product chief shoots straight to the top of the pay league, out-earning CEO in fiscal '26

Privacy guardian warns public trust quickly erodes when supplier access comes as a surprise

Researchers uncover patterns in how sleeping minds recombine memories, people, and places

Splitting up responsibility for digital transformation and procurement while AI gets a seat at Cabinet risks incoherency

Ultra long range edition should enable 22-hour nonstop Australia-to-Europe flights next year

Don't worry about an AI bust, monster profits and huge margins are here to stay

PARTNER CONTENT: Attackers automated, but your 30-day patch window didn't

Docs point to China’s Unitree as prime example of the foreign clanker threat

With microscopic latencies and otherworldly write endurance, it was perfect for today's AI workloads – but gone before they arrived

Now happier running in a conventional K8s environment, with `an easier-to-live-with lifecycle

OpenAI confirms the link

Up to 8 AI models running in the cloud weighing in on ambiguous business issues? Sounds affordable

Tour of the AI kill chain maps the risks of ubiquitous surveillance and flawed algorithms

Secret to their success: Using the right model for the right security job

Faster access and more secure recoveries are driving business, but mishaps and attacks can endanger data

Busted! A college professor who was tired of reading AI responses to essay questions found a unique way to determine if his students were cheating. Sadly but not surprisingly, 32 of the 35 students who took the test fell right into his trap. Jason Gibson, who teaches history and African American studies at Alcorn State University in Mississippi, came up with a rather basic way to trick his students into handing in AI slop. In an essay prompt for a question about the industrial revolution, he bur