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The first job was lucrative and went well, but a pension was preferable to rolling projects

Bork! Bork! That's the sound of the police

European firms feel the greatest pressure as US giants dominate cloud and AI infrastructure

A lesson for aspiring vandals: Take out all the cameras, not just the ones that flout your ideals

Refundable charge intended to discourage time wasters from filing applications that will never be realized

ShieldFont is available today if you've got copy that needs protecting

AI-riddled social network adds button to report sloppy posts, ditches AI rewrite tools, and promises more to come

"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"

Wrote and published malware during tests, which is apparently OK because leaky test environments were the real problem

APUC investigating after criminals claim historical data theft

Engineers make progress in stabilizing mission but push back the rendezvous date

A week into shutdown, 14,000 customers still have no restoration date and some are struggling to pay staff

£4.3B deal gives telco full control of Britain's largest mobile operator

A nice little summer job for someone

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Polling suggests patience with handsets in the classroom is running shorter than a teenager's battery life

Chocolate Factory LLMs join Big Red's Fusion automation party

PARTNER CONTENT: Databricks survey data suggests certified professionals lift partner delivery capacity, customer credibility, and AI readiness well beyond the individuals who earn the credential

High-bandwidth flash promises SSD-like capacities with HBM-like speeds, but it's not all unicorns and rainbows

Tech giant counts record piles of cash while buyers face years of elevated prices

Researchers say Sapphire Sleet socially engineered maintainers before publishing malicious updates through trusted accounts

New button beside the ribbon promises consistency – and more questions for admins

FTC says Meta and Snap received sensitive patient information while customers faced unexpected prescription charges

Support for the MySQL build ends in September as the company develops separate premium replication technology

Opening a booby-trapped message unleashes a browser implant that can survive password changes and device rebuilds

Survey finds more workloads run off-site than at in-house corporate facilities for the first time

Netscape still ruled the browser market, but Microsoft had Windows 95, WorldNet, and a very valuable foothold

Install now or remind me later? Neither belongs in the House of Fun

Schools often don't prioritize or understand cybersecurity

If your AI goes rogue, better have a good lawyer

Yes, this is mostly about VMware migrations

Posisbly cracked mud, therefore more evidence Red Planet was once less horrible

But AI has come along just in time to cover being dumped by Apple

Redmond now allows only locked-down rigs with joint software and hardware support for its on-prem hyperconverged cloud and Switchzilla won't go there

Capex spending? What? Me worry?

Government agency will use Google Cloud H4D VMs to replace HPE Cray machines

Like a Waymo mated with a Roomba

Meanwhile, the other state-backed foundry, Intel, wraps up RAMP-C defense test chip program

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that" is an effective sales pitch for open source

Researcher says months of coordination with Microsoft have yet to produce a robust mitigation

FSB claims Ukrainian spies use chat platform to recruit Russians for sabotage and arson

AIStor keeps context, files, and secrets under customer control so interrupted jobs can pick up where they left off

PARTNER CONTENT: With vSphere 8 support ending in 2027, IT leaders must navigate tight timelines and costs to modernize on their terms.

Two reaction wheels are out and comms sporadic as controllers work to stabilize LINK

More than 30 facilities disrupted in 'coordinated cyberattack,' though officials have yet to name a culprit

Cloud operators have already claimed most of its nearline capacity through 2028