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Tom Evslin on Bill Gates, the birth of Exchange, and dragging Ma Bell onto the web

Bags weighed down by a Microsoft license key

88 custom cores, 176 funky threads, 1.5 TB of laptop RAM, and 1.8 TB/s of NVLink connectivity — this isn't your typical datacenter chip

Cloud revenue now north of $143 billion a quarter, and growth is accelerating

Persistent sessions could be just the beginning

Hopefully the company secures houses better than it locks down SaaS systems

History suggests this was not wise

Whoever wins, we lose

A nice little summer job for someone

A week into shutdown, 14,000 customers still have no restoration date and some are struggling to pay staff

Engineers make progress in stabilizing mission but push back the rendezvous date

£4.3B deal gives telco full control of Britain's largest mobile operator

APUC investigating after criminals claim historical data theft

European firms feel the greatest pressure as US giants dominate cloud and AI infrastructure

Refundable charge intended to discourage time wasters from filing applications that will never be realized

Bork! Bork! That's the sound of the police

The first job was lucrative and went well, but a pension was preferable to rolling projects

Wrote and published malware during tests, which is apparently OK because leaky test environments were the real problem

"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"

AI-riddled social network adds button to report sloppy posts, ditches AI rewrite tools, and promises more to come

Chocolate Factory LLMs join Big Red's Fusion automation party

High-bandwidth flash promises SSD-like capacities with HBM-like speeds, but it's not all unicorns and rainbows

ShieldFont is available today if you've got copy that needs protecting

A lesson for aspiring vandals: Take out all the cameras, not just the ones that flout your ideals

Polling suggests patience with handsets in the classroom is running shorter than a teenager's battery life

PARTNER CONTENT: Databricks survey data suggests certified professionals lift partner delivery capacity, customer credibility, and AI readiness well beyond the individuals who earn the credential

Tech giant counts record piles of cash while buyers face years of elevated prices

Researchers say Sapphire Sleet socially engineered maintainers before publishing malicious updates through trusted accounts

New button beside the ribbon promises consistency – and more questions for admins

FTC says Meta and Snap received sensitive patient information while customers faced unexpected prescription charges

Support for the MySQL build ends in September as the company develops separate premium replication technology