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Daddy, I typed a Unix command! Was it a bad one?

Tom Evslin on Bill Gates, the birth of Exchange, and dragging Ma Bell onto the web

CrowdStrike tracks 89% surge in machine-assisted activity as patch windows shrink to 48 hours

'As a big AI skeptic, you just blew my mind'

Use it to debug and review, says Big Red, but don't submit its output

Weird times in earnings-land, and we're talking about it on The Reg's home grown podcast

PLUS: DeepSeek to double peak hour prices for new model; Australia hikes fines for Big Tech; Japan’s next moonshot to ride local rocket; and more!

LLMs are theft by 'absolute scum' who make life harder for writers by putting them in copyright peril

Employee failed to follow security policy, leaving internal management file open to the public

Turns out letting anyone rewrite the planet with a prompt had drawbacks

Trump rejects Tehran theory, blames 'grossly incompetent' governor of Minnesota instead

Taiwanese silicon biz believes it can take up to 20% of $80B market with upcoming ASIC chips, but analysts are sceptical

Bags weighed down by a Microsoft license key

Redmond adds new items to its make-Windows-better list

ExfilSquad claims 135,000 contact records weeks after hitting the Department for Education

88 custom cores, 176 funky threads, 1.5 TB of laptop RAM, and 1.8 TB/s of NVLink connectivity — this isn't your typical datacenter chip

Turning two Mars testbeds into one lunar explorer may prove anything but cheap

Cloud revenue now north of $143 billion a quarter, and growth is accelerating

Persistent sessions could be just the beginning

Hopefully the company secures houses better than it locks down SaaS systems

History suggests this was not wise

Whoever wins, we lose

A nice little summer job for someone

A week into shutdown, 14,000 customers still have no restoration date and some are struggling to pay staff

Engineers make progress in stabilizing mission but push back the rendezvous date

£4.3B deal gives telco full control of Britain's largest mobile operator

APUC investigating after criminals claim historical data theft

European firms feel the greatest pressure as US giants dominate cloud and AI infrastructure

Refundable charge intended to discourage time wasters from filing applications that will never be realized

Bork! Bork! That's the sound of the police

The first job was lucrative and went well, but a pension was preferable to rolling projects

Wrote and published malware during tests, which is apparently OK because leaky test environments were the real problem

"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"

AI-riddled social network adds button to report sloppy posts, ditches AI rewrite tools, and promises more to come

Chocolate Factory LLMs join Big Red's Fusion automation party

High-bandwidth flash promises SSD-like capacities with HBM-like speeds, but it's not all unicorns and rainbows

ShieldFont is available today if you've got copy that needs protecting

A lesson for aspiring vandals: Take out all the cameras, not just the ones that flout your ideals

Polling suggests patience with handsets in the classroom is running shorter than a teenager's battery life

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Tech giant counts record piles of cash while buyers face years of elevated prices

Researchers say Sapphire Sleet socially engineered maintainers before publishing malicious updates through trusted accounts

New button beside the ribbon promises consistency – and more questions for admins

FTC says Meta and Snap received sensitive patient information while customers faced unexpected prescription charges