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SPONSORED EXPLAINER: There's nothing wrong with hybrid cloud. It's the one-size-fits-all strategy on top of it that's the problem.

The capital holds two-thirds of capacity, while multimegawatt projects gather beyond the M25

Researchers find standards-compliant functionality can be abused to hijack modems, downgrade connections, and even execute code

Customers say issues began Wednesday and still not resolved

The bigger risk is underinvestment, claims consulting biz McKinsey

What wouldst thou ask of the monkey's paw?

Kimsuky's phishing attacks get an AI boost

30-billion parameter LLM, Meta's first in more than a year, signals Meta's return to the open weights arena. Open version of Muse Spark to follow

Mark Zuckerberg muses about 'superintelligence' and 'arc of human civilization'

Franklin project adds new security providers, employs digital twins and AI

Gaming servers get the steepest rises but sticker shock is also coming to conventional instances running on old and new boxes

Audit logs found no unexpected visitors, but release verification still needs an update

Face-swap software blinked for 'barely a second,' giving Spanish cops the break they needed

Valve, Bol, ING, Ajax, and others affected as pwnage disrupts eight European warehouses

Newly minted RaaS crew breaks in through using internet-facing kit via known Fortinet flaws, then steals and scrambles data

Ukraine, Iran, and football inspire geopolitically motivated DDoS attacks, while 1 Tbps traffic jams up 519 percent

Just add smart humans – and a pinch of dog

Bans on new server farm projects spread across the US, while plans meet with protests in the UK

H3 rocket gets the job done after losing a bird last year

A script that shouldn't have worked, on a project that never ended, for a company that hardly cared

Crims talked their way onto three employee PCs before trousering corporate data

Solves tech support tickets faster and more accurately by keeping them away from LLMs

He’s not thrilled, but won’t let it delay the release of version 7.2

Pub chain says turn off the cameras, reminds punters not to blare sound from phone vids either

EU rules cited as reason for effort to trace AI output ancestry

PLUS: Hiveminds are emerging to hack the planet, and open-weight models are the new new red scare

No, no nasties to see here, guv...

$125 a month? So, how good are those open-weight models getting, again?

PLUS: Infosys to wear Crocs for a decade; Fujifilm may quit printers; 2GW datacenter debuts in western China; and more!

Repairable hardware is little comfort when personal details escape

Starlink and 5G home internet are helping close the digital divide, but they're far from perfect. Glue them together, and you can get awfully close.

Walk away and hope the classifier catches anything irreversible or destructive

Gen Xers who feel triggered by this should remember to unplug the network cable and call the cops

Researchers scour social media to measure developer concerns about AI coding tools

Before and after shots of Elon's ejecta snapped by Danuri

Or how I learned to stop worrying and love dangerous AI

Calling all defenders

Agent Plugins 1.0 defines a write-once-run-anywhere container for passing tools and skills across different agent platforms

What, you didn't think the top gangs were busy watching agents escape their sandboxes too, did you?

MAST Upgrade installation hit highest pressure ever achieved without the super-hot plasma destabilizing

Attackers turned admin access into a route downstream, while N-able tells N-central customers to patch – again

Cancer diagnostics breach spills personal and health info as extortion crew says healthcare giant ‘should’ve paid the ransom’

Timer interrupts reopen branch predictor poisoning window, with a working Zen 2 exploit to prove it

Investigation into whether staff improperly accessed Minnie Merriman’s file after she was named for the first time this week

Website support widget lasted 18 months before Redmond ended the conversation

Intruder gained access to engineering files and potentially export-controlled technical data

Unlimited Technology Systems says names, Social Security numbers, diagnoses, and insurance details may have been swiped

Humans will get the AI models they deserve

Former Merseyside police officer sacked after failing to declare he was 'too close' with the wrong crowd

What an idiot