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Because apparently even ransomware gangs can't trust the people they do business with

Per-process NPU metrics arrive as one more venerable Windows utility risks feature bloat

With Private Safety Processing, AI biz promises discreet, automated prompt surveillance

v 1.27 expands generics to support methods

Venerable Unix-like remains reassuringly old-school, if you're willing to put in the work

Northern Virginia alone accounts for nearly 12% of global capacity, though new builds are shifting inland

5 nm ML accelerators promise 1,000+ TOPS, ultra-low latency

HMRC insists latest deal followed fair and competitive procurement

Clever protocol wrangling gets iBiz-only people tracking working on a non-iGadget

Follow the money

A spoonful of encryption helps the malware go down

Developers can now invite the whole team along for their quality time with the coding bot

Stolen details range from contact information to household finances and withholding rates

Email client follows Firefox onto two-week release treadmill

Affected users say support cannot restore their previous approval or override the new decision

Affected titles crash, freeze, or restart PCs while Redmond works out whether it is to blame

Analysts warn of disruption to long-established tech activity

LINK will attempt a rendezvous, but its failed reaction wheels rule out grabbing and boosting the observatory

Debian 13 derivative offers minimal x86 images and lets CDE ride again

Fortunately, the company had a policy of checking source code on GitHub first

Red alert for rivals as LandSpace nails it after December disaster

Absolute zero inside is much cooler than Intel inside

Broadcom’s VCF-or-nothing licenses are coming to Azure

House of Zen claims latest systems already 4x more efficient than two years ago

'It is an active threat'

Remote functions bring type-safe remote procedure calls right into Web page components

And Marvell just offered the Chocolate Factory a $12.2B stake to sweeten the deal

Unsupported platform? Is that even a thing anymore?

'Personally owned body-worn cameras are prohibited,' ICE tells The Reg. Because the last thing DHS needs is more proof of misconduct

Consumer group sees improvements on paper but warns the devil remains in the detail

CEO apologizes for police misuse as activists call for vandal action against license plate cameras

Concern continues to climb for adults under 30, as people fear being replaced by AI

Astronauts removed broken hardware but will have to return for more orbital DIY

Rebranded feature promises household alerts without video, but mind the small print

Big Red's acquisition of MySQL sent users running toward the open source alternative, says Michael Stonebraker

Load balancers buckled after a monitoring blind spot allowed traffic to spiral

DataVita secures funding to expand datacenter capacity, while Dell brings some desks

Both sides apparently start high then price in the inevitable haggle

Clamp, flash, repeat – no separate IO board or host computer required